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Don't Go Into The Cellar! perform at venues across the United Kingdom, from theatres to
manor houses and festivals. Our shows offer an original take on traditional Victorian and
Edwardian literature - perfect for people seeking good, old-fashioned theatrical entertainment!
Ideal if your glass of abinsthe involves a spot of Yuletide Ghoulishness. Bookings now being taken for 2023!
‘The Thirty-Nine Steps’
This new adaptation of the
perennial favourite features
Jonathan Goodwin as
Richard Hannay. A gripping
one-man thriller based on the
classic John Buchan tale. Can
Hannay solve the riddle of
The Black Stone in time to
avert a global conflict?
‘Tea with Oscar Wilde’ Ladies,
Gentlemen, Etc... You are all cordially
invited to the 1890’s wittiest “Chit-Chat”
show where a gay time is guaranteed!
You’ll be ‘Wilde’ about who he has on
his chaise...
Space and technical requirements
We are able to provide full technical equipment for our shows, all of which is PAT tested as standard practice.
For venues with in-house sound and lighting systems, we provide our own technician who will operate the venues equipment
during performance and liaise with your technical staff.
We are able to fit our shows in most spaces, but for specific requirements please CONTACT US
‘Toad of Toad Hall’ Poop-poop! The
incorrigible Toad rides again in this
high-energy one-man show. There's lots
of fun to be had as the Mole, the Rat and
the Badger attempt to rein in their
friend's natural zest for life. But will
they be able to thwart the Handsome
Toad of Toad Hall? Jonathan Goodwin
plays author Kenneth Grahame, Mr Toad
and a host of others.
‘The Man Who Would Be King’
One-man performance based on the classic
Rudyard Kipling adventure story. Two
British soldiers decide to try their luck
when they journey to distant Kafiristan and
proclaim themselves to be gods, with
macabre and disastrous consequences.
‘Sherlock Holmes Strikes Back!’
Award-winning actor Jonathan Goodwin
returns as super sleuth Sherlock Holmes. Be
puzzled by the mysterious Red-Headed
League, then join Holmes as he matches wits
with the nefarious Professor Moriarty and
Colonel Moran! This original stage adaptation
is based on the great Conan Doyle classics,
and is scripted by Jonathan Goodwin.
‘Restless Graves and other
Ghostly Tales’
Montague Rhodes James returns in Don't
Go Into The Cellar's latest stage adaptation
of several timeless Edwardian ghost
stories! Beware the wrath of Mrs
Mothersole in the terrifying tale of “The
Ash-Tree”! Dare you learn the dreadful
secret of “The Uncommon Prayer Book”?
Tremble to the horrors unleashed by “The
Fenstanton Witch”! Dramatic, atmospheric
theatrical storytelling at its macabre finest.
‘Howard Carter and The Curse of
Tutankhamun’
A dramatized reinterpretation of the myths
surrounding the excavation, and the deaths
of several noted individuals connected to
the historic find. Was it all just coincidence,
or was there any truth to the rumours that a
curse had been unleashed? Join us and,
perhaps, you will discover the truth. Unless
the truth discovers you first.
‘Conan Doyle Tales To Wake The Dead’
As if creating the greatest detective in
English Literature were not enough,
Arthur Conan Doyle also penned dozens
of truly stupendous ghost and horror
stories. In this original stage show, we
celebrate his creative genius with startling
adaptations of several of his very best. A
barnstorming theatrical experience for
lovers of ripping yarns and grisly deeds!
‘Raffles’
Written by E.W. Hornung (Arthur
Conan Doyle's brother-in-law),
A.J. Raffles is the Edwardian era's
most celebrated gentleman thief.
In a series of highly entertaining
tales, the suave cat-burglar thrills
and charms you in equal measure.
‘Truly, Jack the Ripper’
Atmospheric one-man show adapted
from classic stories based around the
Ripper theme. Was the Ripper a mad
doctor, an escaped lunatic, a
deranged barrister - or someone just
like you or me?
‘Jekyll and Hyde’
Journey with us to Victorian London, and
experience the unbridled horror of this
perennial favourite. The City is paralyzed
with fear when the repugnant and wicked
Mr Hyde embarks upon his criminal
spree. But what is his shocking secret,
and what possible connection can he have
with the dour and respectable Dr Jekyll?
‘Scotland Yard Investigates’ From the
files of Scotland Yard come these startling
stage adaptations of infamous true-life
nineteenth century crimes. Faithful to the
source material but employing a theatrical
flourish, expect to be entertained and
horrified in equal measure.
‘Dracula, or The Undead’
To celebrate the 125th anniversary of its first
publication, we present an original one-man
show adapted from the great Bram Stoker
Gothic novel. Jonathan Goodwin plays Sir
Henry Irving and a host of others in this
classic tale of late-Victorian vampirism!
‘Sherlock Holmes: The Sign of
the Four’
In this original one-man show,
Jonathan Goodwin plays Sherlock
Holmes and a miscellany of other
larger-than-life characters. What
connects a father's disappearance with
an audacious robbery committed in the
dead of night? What has become of the
great Agra Treasure? And who is the
mysterious Jonathan Small? Classic
Victorian detective action at its finest.
‘The War of the Worlds’ The
classic tale is restored to its authentic
Victorian setting in this original one-
man performance, scripted and
performed by Jonathan Goodwin. The
chances of anything coming from Mars
are a million to one. And yet, mankind
finds itself on the brink of extinction
when aggressive creatures from that
remote planet land on Earth.
‘Hangman Diaries’ Join us for an
evening of ghouslish gossip in the
shadow of the gallows with public
executioners James Berry and John
Ellis. They will share with you their
experiences of hanging many notorious
individuals, including Dr Crippen, John
"Babbacombe" Lee, Jack the Ripper
suspect William Bury and others.
‘A Christmas Carol’
Join the great Victorian novelist
Charles Dickens as he brings to life
one of the most famous ghost stories
of all time. A tale of revenants and
redemption, hauntings and humbug,
seasonal spooks and sentiment.
Jonathan Goodwin performs as
Dickens in this one-man
performance, co-directed by
Goodwin and Gary Archer.
‘Ghouls’ Gallery’ An anthology stage
show based on a choice selection of great
tales of terror by Bram Stoker, H.P.
Lovecraft and M.R. James. Authentically
gripping dramatic storytelling performed
and scripted by award-winning actor
Jonathan Goodwin.
In association with MX Publishing, we now have an online store. MP4 recordings
of many classic chillers and thrillers are available, with more being added on a
regular basis. Also available is our book, "Don't Go Into The Cellar, Mr Holmes!"
written by Jonathan Goodwin.
SHERLOCK HOLMES BOOKS BY MX PUBLISHING
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‘Victorian Gothic’ We present an
anthology stage show based on a classic
trio of nineteenth century chillers - The
Body-Snatcher, The Monkey's Paw and
The Signal-man. Dramatic story-telling in
the theatre-style at its best! Actor Jonathan
Goodwin performs a show scripted by
himself and co-directed with Gary Archer
‘Dorian Gray’ Oscar Wilde's only
novel is adapted for the stage in this
atmospheric one-man show. What awful
secret is stored inside the attic? Only the
eternally youthful and charming Dorian
Gray knows. But as his appetite for sin
leads to ever greater acts of wickedness,
Gray will stop at nothing to make sure
no one discovers the dreadful truth!
‘What Ho Wodehouse’
What ho! A selection of choice comic cuts
adapted from the wonderful short stories of
P.W. Wodehouse! Scripted and performed
by Jonathan Goodwin, and co-directed by
Gary Archer.
‘Night of the Vampires’ A theatrical
anthology of classic tales of the undead,
including adaptations of E.F. Benson and
others. A bloody good way to while away
an evening! Performed and scripted by
actor Jonathan Goodwin.